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♪ [Scottish music] ♪
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[clanging hammer]
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[thud]
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[aggressive grunts]
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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You're gonna have to
work faster than that
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if you plan to dig up
my whole village, lass.
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Let me help.
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Ah!
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[crash]
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Er, thank you, Rockhoof.
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But we're trying to
carefully preserve
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every bit of history here.
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Aye, this place is
full of memories.
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Did I tell you about the time
our chieftain knocked down
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five boulders with the
kick of a wee ball?
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OH! STOP THAT!
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But.. that's what this is for.
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Maybe in the past!
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Now, it belongs in a museum!
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Safe. Preserved. Untouched.
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Bah! Next you'll be saying
I shouldn't have used
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the old sweat lodge.
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[gasp]
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[rumble and crash]
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So you see why Rockhoof isn't
an ideal fit for my team.
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Perhaps you could use
his, uh, unusual talents?
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Of course, Professor Fossil!
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We'd be honored to have a Pillar
of Equestria on our staff.
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Oh thank Celestia.
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[slam]
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[crunch]
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Blech!
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Agh that apple's made of wood!
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What a horrible trick to play!
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[crash]
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Hm. Has anypony seen my
decorative centerpieces?
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They were right here.
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Good luck!
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[excited conversation]
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So join me in welcoming
Professor Rockhoof
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to our faculty!
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[cheering]
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Thank you, thank you all.
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I know I'm new to your world,
but there's one thing I learned
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when I saved my village from
a rushing river of hot lava...
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There's nothing you can't do
with hard work... and a shovel!
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[smash]
[audience gasps]
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[crash]
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Except maybe stand on stage..
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[grunt]
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So, um, everycreature
dismissed!
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We'll... see you in class!
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You think that new
pony is gonna be
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the weirdest
teacher at school?
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Or just one of the weirdest?
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Yona like new teacher!
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He big, like yak!
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And he smashes
things like a yak.
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He smells like a yak...
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Yes! He perfect.
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Guys, he's one
of the Pillars!
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He's like...
Pony history!
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HELLO CLASS!
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[smash]
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Well, Um...
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I'm er.. your new "Theory and
Defense of Friendship" teacher.
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[creaking]
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But I haven't had
a chance to look
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at Headmare
Twilight's notes yet.
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What have you all
been learning?
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We just studied all about how
Princess Celestia and Luna
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used a spell to trap
Discord in stone sleep
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for hundreds of moons.
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Oh, hohoho...
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so it's a class
about stories, is it?
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Stories, yeah!
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And we never, ever,
ever get homework.
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Good! The best way to
teach colts and fillies
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is by experience.
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Like the time I was in the woods
and ran across an Ursa Major.
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Really!?
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We're not doing
that, right?
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You fight Ursa Major?
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All alone?
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Aye! And I
defeated her too!
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Now this, I'm interested in.
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How Professor Rockhoof win?
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Well, that's quite a tale.
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From what Professor Fossil said,
it sounds like Rockhoof
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just hasn't settled into
modern times yet.
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Our school is the
perfect place for that.
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Plus, we get a new teacher!
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Heh. This may be the fastest
friendship problem
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you ever solved.
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[crash]
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Dodge! Thrust! Shovel Leap!
Shovel Throw!
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[crashing hoofsteps]
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Shovel Whack!
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Now you lot be the Ursa Major.
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Lotsa growling, mind!
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[growls]
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Ha ha ha ha!
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[cheers]
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Maybe classrooms were less
breakable in the old days?
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Ooh ooh ooh! What
happened next?
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Heh heh. The huge beastie jumped
out of the moonlit mist,
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her fearsome fangs at my throat!
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But I rolled clear!
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[crash]
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Then what!?
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She backed me up against
a wall, ready to pounce!
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[gasp]
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I looked at her...
she looked at me.
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And I say--
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Uh Professor
Rockhoof?
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Nope, guess again!
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Ahem. Oops.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Class, why don't we go ahead
and take lunch early today?
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Rockhoof, can we
take a walk outside?
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Our school is about finding
your own special way to teach.
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And we can already tell
you're a smash with the class!
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But maybe you could do a little
less smashing in the classroom?
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Sorry about that. I did get
a bit carried away.
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The students were so
interested in my tale!
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[shudder]
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I know it's a big change,
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but I think you're
gonna fit in just--
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[fire roaring]
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♪ [dramatic music] ♪
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FIRE!
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Rockhoof, wait!
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No time! The building's ablaze!
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We have to get everypony out!
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Professor Rockhoof
best teacher ever!
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[sigh] Day cannot get better!
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[crash]
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Let's get you
outside, wee ones!
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Day just got better!
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Wow!
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Ally-Oop!
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Rockhoof!
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What are you doing!?
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Saving the school!
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♪♪
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Just like fighting a volcano
in the good old days!
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Would somepony
kindly explain
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what is the meaning
of all this water?
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I'm not sure, but I
think it's "Surf's up!"
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Wheeeeee! Cowabunga!
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Sorry, Rarity.
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But I had to put out
the raging inferno!
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Inferno? Where?
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Did you not see the
smoke and flame?
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Yeah, that was us.
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Y'know, DRAGONS?
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Having a firebreathing
competition?
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You... what?
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They do it all the time.
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That's what we were
trying to tell you.
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We know you're used to
being a hero, Rockhoof.
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Only... what we need
here is a teacher.
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One who doesn't ruin an entire
class's friendship quilts!
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Do you know how hard it is to
stitch a pineapple pattern!?
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Oh. My deepest apologies.
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I'm not used to
living with dragons.
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Or much else in
this modern time.
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Professor Fossil
made it clear
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I'm not welcome back
in my old village.
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Seems I don't
belong here either.
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WHEEEE!
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So apparently,
finding Rockhoof a new job
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is a lot harder than we thought.
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Has anypony had any luck?
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Uh uh. Nope.
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I thought you were gonna try
him out at the post office.
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We did.
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Do you know where I can
find Cranky Doodle Donkey?
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I need to deliver his medicine!
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He has a rash in a very
embarrassing place!
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[shudder] I did not
need to hear that.
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Yep! Rockhoof's time
as a spa masseuse
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didn't work out either.
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Now just let me know if
this is too much PRESSURE.
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[shriek of pain]
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Well, at least Rockhoof's
really strong.
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Maybe we could find him a
job carrying heavy stuff?
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I tried that already!
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Zecora needed somepony to
help her get supplies, but...
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[knocking]
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I know you said you only
needed a few leaves,
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but I figured why not
bring you the whole thing?
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[buzzing]
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Oh, how horrid.
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None of the other Pillars
seem to be having trouble
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fitting in to the modern world.
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Then maybe they can show
Rockhoof how they did it.
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Get him used to
livin' in this time.
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Great idea!
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Rockhoof's old friends
would be happy to help.
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And I bet he'd
love to visit them.
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Hmph.
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Even Canterlot looks
different from the old days.
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Aw, I'm sure once you see
your ol' pal Flash Magnus,
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you'll feel right at home.
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Trot, 2, 3, 4!
Trot, 2, 3, 4!
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Keep it lively, rookies!
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Visitors on site!
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Company, halt!
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Rockhoof, you old
ditch-digger you!
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Flash Magnus, as I
live and breathe!
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Is this your squadron?
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After we got out of limbo, I
went looking for work for a pony
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with experience in
the Royal Legion.
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Once a soldier,
always a soldier.
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Princess Celestia was happy to
find a new drill sergeant
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for her Guard!
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Yeah.. that's great.
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She really put you in a
job that big... so soon?
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Oh, this is nothing!
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You should see what
Mistmane is up to.
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They made you the Royal
Landscape Artist
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for the Crystal Empire?
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Wow.
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Your work is
beautiful!
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Oh thank you.
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I've never worked
with crystal before,
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but in my heart, I know
I'm where I belong.
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You always could find
the beauty in things.
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But there's not much demand for
shovel ponies like me nowadays.
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Don't give up hope!
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See Somnambula.
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She'll help you
find your purpose.
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Somnambula's a
motivational speaker.
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Bet they didn't even have
those back in your time.
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Because we didn't
need them.
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Ponies knew what to
do with their lives.
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Focus on my voice, and feel
yourself unlock your potential.
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[deep inhale and exhale]
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Imagine everything that
troubles you as one big cloud.
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Now let it float away.
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You are relaxed.
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Free to do anything you wish.
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[loud snoring]
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Guess he wished he
could take a nap?
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Rockhoof: Mage Meadowbrook!
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Your home looks just the
same as the old days.
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Wish I could say
the same for mine.
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Well, I've had to
expand my clinic a bit.
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Many creatures need healing
in this modern world.
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Oh! Looks like you
could use some too.
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What's got you
heartsick, Rockhoof?
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[thud]
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Thing is, I can't do
my old job like Flash.
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Or adapt like Mistmane.
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Or succeed at something
new like Somnambula.
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Or go home, like you.
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Give it time.
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Even Starswirl's still
learning about friendship...
261
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:41,827
Applejack: Yeah!
262
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,196
And I bet Stygian took
plenty of time to fit in.
263
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,765
Hey, look what I found!
264
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,768
"Me and My Shadow,"
the third hit novel
265
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,736
by former villain Stygian!
266
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,705
I'm impressed! He's
really thriving!
267
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,641
[moan]
268
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,510
Rockhoof? Where are
you going?
269
00:12:58,912 --> 00:12:59,962
I'm not sure.
270
00:13:00,063 --> 00:13:02,813
Maybe I just don't belong
in this modern world.
271
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,319
Now this here is a
right mash of apples.
272
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,689
'Stead of solving
Rockhoof's problem,
273
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,557
we made him feel even worse.
274
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,193
I'll tell you the
real problem here!
275
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,030
We haven't given Rockhoof the
chance to be who he really is.
276
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,867
A pony with a metal shovel
and a heart of gold?
277
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,202
Tch. A hero!
278
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:28,340
What we need to do is find him
a job that's as epic as he is!
279
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:32,844
Hm. I might know
just the thing...
280
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,415
Rockhoof: I'm honored to serve
in the Hippogriff Navy,
281
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,683
General Seaspray.
282
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,086
I promise I'll prove my worth.
283
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,755
Think nothing of it.
284
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:47,058
I know how hard it is
to adapt to a new home.
285
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,961
After our many years
below the waves,
286
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,231
land customs seemed strange.
287
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,167
Like you didn't fit in, no
matter how hard you tried?
288
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,504
As though the world had
moved on without us.
289
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,372
Never fear, Rockhoof!
290
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:07,779
We shall be as brothers in this
bright future above the waves.
291
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,949
Uh, why do the
Hippogriffs need ships
292
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,851
if they can turn
into seaponies?
293
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,686
Maybe they just like cruises?
294
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,038
General!
295
00:14:16,239 --> 00:14:18,889
The fog's too thick to see
our way out of the harbor!
296
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,359
[rushing water]
297
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,962
Heave to, swabbies!
298
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:28,867
Halt the ship and hold
her till the fog passes!
299
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,436
Wait, General!
300
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,204
We can navigate the same way
my Coltic ancestors traveled
301
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:37,309
through the Selkie Mists!
We'll look to the stars!
302
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:39,244
There in the
northwest sky
303
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,913
is the constellation
for O'Bridle's Pelt!
304
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,416
Steer the ship toward that!
305
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:46,584
You heard the pony, crew!
306
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,153
Make full sail!
307
00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,677
[rushing water]
308
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,694
Yeehaw! Rockhoof did it!
309
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,061
[smash]
310
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,330
But... I don't understand!
311
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,900
The stars have always
steered me true!
312
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,070
Oh, no. Stars can move
slowly over time.
313
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,139
They must look different now
than over a thousand years ago.
314
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,910
It was an honor serving
with you, Rockhoof.
315
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:16,915
But it seems our paths lie
in different directions.
316
00:15:17,139 --> 00:15:22,239
♪♪
317
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,322
Hey, mistakes happen.
318
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,358
We'll think of something
else for you to do!
319
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,027
Oh, there's no need, lass.
320
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,162
I already know what
I want to do next.
321
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,897
Really? What?
322
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,333
I heard there's a
statue spell
323
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,869
that sends creatures
into stone sleep.
324
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,671
I want you to cast it.
325
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,706
On me.
326
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,341
[gasp]
327
00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:47,622
[groan]
328
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,579
Twilight: No!
329
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,347
Rockhoof: Yes!
330
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,881
-No!
-Aye!
331
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:51,783
[groan]
332
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,384
No!
333
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,318
AYE!
334
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,453
Hey guys.
335
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,555
Need me to help you
decide something?
336
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:01,860
Rockhoof wants me to cast a
spell to turn him into a statue.
337
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,794
The answer is no.
338
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:07,365
Well, it should be "aye", because
I wouldn't even be here
339
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,899
to be turned into a statue
340
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:12,036
if Twilight hadn't cast a
spell in the first place!
341
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:12,905
[stomp]
342
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,173
Whoa. I thought you were
arguing over ice cream flavors.
343
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,543
The answer is still no!
344
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,545
Why would you want to
be turned into stone?
345
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,981
Because I'm a relic
of a bygone age.
346
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,616
I belong in a museum.
347
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,417
Safe.
348
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,318
Preserved.
349
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,520
Untouched.
350
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,822
I don't belong in this time.
351
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,757
It's up to you to
make that right!
352
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,126
But there has to
be a better way!
353
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,261
Twilight, please understand.
354
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,831
I want to be remembered
as the hero I was.
355
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,200
Not the disappointment
I've become.
356
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,401
But you're not!
357
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:44,936
Rockhoof, wait!
358
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,540
Spike, can you teach
my class today?
359
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,643
Er, you're not really going to
turn him to stone, are you?
360
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,878
Only because it's temporary.
361
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,846
As soon as I think
of a new solution,
362
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,348
we'll wake Rockhoof up.
363
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:01,185
I KNOW he has more to offer the
world as a pony than a statue.
364
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,223
Did you hear Rockhoof caught all
the bees in the Everfree Forest,
365
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,924
and gave 'em to
Zecora as a gift?
366
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:10,194
Wow! Terramar said Rockhoof
called down the stars
367
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,530
and sunk the whole
Hippogriff navy!
368
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,466
He's definitely weird.
But in a fun way.
369
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,869
You never know what's
gonna happen next with him.
370
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,505
Professor Rockhoof best pony!
371
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,040
Hey, class.
372
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,143
Welcome to the Theory and
Defense of Friendship.
373
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,578
Another sub?
374
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,512
Let me start by telling
you we don't get homework,
375
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,516
and we only do field trips.
376
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,751
Yeah, nice try.
377
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,887
Er, Twilight sent me to tell
you she won't be in today
378
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,856
'cause she has to cast a stone
sleep spell on Rockhoof.
379
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,291
[gasp]
380
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,593
Like Discord? But why!?
381
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,362
Rockhoof isn't a bad guy!
382
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:45,841
Hm.
383
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,200
Your instructions are
to write an essay on
384
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,535
"Heroism: And What It
Means To You."
385
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,004
No!
386
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,338
Oh, don't worry.
387
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,906
It doesn't have to
be a long essay.
388
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,178
Maybe like.. this?
389
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,713
Or on three legs... Hmm.
390
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:07,018
What will give the wee birds
fewer places to uh, decorate?
391
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,386
Yona: Professor Rockhoof!
392
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,888
Dragon said you want
to turn into stone!
393
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,125
Yona not believe it!
394
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,495
Aye, I'm afraid it's true, lass.
395
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:21,499
But... Pony need finish
Ursa Major story for class!
396
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,136
It's sweet of you to try
to get me to stay, Yona.
397
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,939
But... I'm afraid old
stories like mine
398
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,910
aren't worth anything
in this day and age.
399
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,113
Fine! If Pony no want
tell Yona story,
400
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,448
then Yona tell Pony story!
401
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,985
From class report!
402
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:44,255
"When Yona come to Pony
school, Yona not fit in.
403
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,124
Pony ways strange.
404
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,992
But Yona find friends!
405
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,728
Yona meet Professor Rockhoof.
406
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,798
Pony brave and strong as Yak!
407
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,734
Not afraid! Hero!"
408
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,535
When Yona grow up,
409
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,472
Yona want to be just like
Professor Rockhoof!"
410
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,442
Well.... since you went
to the trouble
411
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:08,479
of writing something
that nice, I suppose
412
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,181
the least I could do is tell
you the rest of the story.
413
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,821
Yona tell whole school
Rockhoof is best!
414
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,923
Now ALL want to hear story!
415
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,561
OK. I have the spell,
416
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,397
but will you please
reconsider. Rockhoof!?
417
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,667
The Ursa Major tried to
grab me by the gullet!
418
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,135
But I ducked her claws!
419
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,237
[gasps]
420
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,307
She had me cornered.
421
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,143
So I look at her..
she looks at me.
422
00:19:39,856 --> 00:19:40,556
[gasp]
423
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:46,250
And I say, "Sorry you won't be
having any dinner tonight, lass!
424
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,387
Guess you'll just have
to.. grin and bear it!"
425
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,855
[laughter]
426
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:55,326
And then I tossed her away with
my shovel, high into the sky!
427
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,663
And she's been a constellation
up there ever since.
428
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:00,932
Or so I'm told.
429
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,634
And that's the end of my story.
430
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:08,072
One more story!
One more story!
431
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,374
No no. Thank you
for listening.
432
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,309
But it's time to say good-bye.
433
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:14,780
Wait!
434
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,781
You said there wasn't anything
in this time you were good at.
435
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,784
What about telling stories?
436
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,821
It was just a tall tale...
437
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,390
One that captured the
hearts and imagination
438
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,092
of everycreature here.
439
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,662
Plus pony story super fun!
440
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,732
[cheers]
441
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,868
As the Princess of Friendship,
I'd like to appoint you
442
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,939
as Equestria's official
Keeper of Tales!
443
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,007
Can you do that?
444
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:44,342
Meh.
445
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,778
I uh.... That's
very kind of you.
446
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,748
But I still think these old
bones are more suited
447
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,517
to a museum display.
448
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,453
You are a living
record of our history.
449
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,923
Your stories can inspire and
teach generations to come!
450
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,693
If you're a statue,
that's all lost.
451
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,696
But will I ever really
belong in your world?
452
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,665
Rockhoof Yona's friend.
453
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,167
So Rockhoof belongs.
454
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:14,539
You know, that reminds
me of another story...
455
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:20,411
Once there was a small Yak that
knew more than a great hero.
456
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,614
Hey, don't forget the
dragons in this one!
457
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,349
Aye, there were dragons!
458
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,118
And ponies.
459
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,353
And plenty of hippogriffs...
460
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,123
Plus a changeling and
a griffon that flew...