1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:03,102 [knocking] 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,070 Order, order everypony! 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,738 I hereby call to order this meeting 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,840 of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club! 5 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:12,511 [excited chatter] 6 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,745 First order of business: 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,481 Let's celebrate the one and only Rainbow Dash! 8 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:16,949 Yay! She's amazing. Now if there's nothing else, 9 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,718 that concludes this meeting of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club. 10 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:19,986 Thank you all for coming. Any questions? 11 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:23,155 [undecided murmuring] 12 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,023 Huh? 13 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:25,857 Meeting adjourned! 14 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:26,492 [slam] 15 00:00:26,616 --> 00:00:31,016 ♪♪ 16 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,098 [knock knock] 17 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,465 I'd like to call to order the first ever meeting 18 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,802 of the newest and most exciting club... 19 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:39,972 of which I am the president, founding, and only member... 20 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:41,974 The Washouts Fan Club! 21 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,243 [horrified gasp] 22 00:01:22,425 --> 00:01:23,125 [door opens] 23 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:27,018 Oh, hey Scootaloo, I was just in the neighbor-- 24 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,487 Oh, what's this? 25 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,090 Did I interrupt your fan club meeting? 26 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,960 Hey! What are you doing here? 27 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:37,296 I could ask you the same question! 28 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:41,267 Oh uh, you know... stuff. 29 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:44,269 Definitely not starting a new fan club or anything... 30 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,338 HA! It's no use pretending. 31 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,840 I heard everything when I was outside eavesdropping 32 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,776 like I do for every meeting! 33 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,544 You eavesdrop on every meeting? 34 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,079 That's... weird. 35 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,816 Well, sure it sounds weird when you say it out loud. 36 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:00,285 And I probably shouldn't because eavesdropping is wrong, 37 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,286 but still... 38 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,689 Why are you starting a new fan club? 39 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:07,392 I just think maybe it's time for me to explore... 40 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:08,994 other fan clubs. 41 00:02:09,418 --> 00:02:10,018 [gasp] 42 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,502 What is a "The Washouts?" 43 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:21,473 Only the newest and greatest and ONLY stunt troupe in Equestria! 44 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:22,841 Stunt troupe? 45 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,076 How can I explain it? Like the Wonderbolts, 46 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:28,847 just TWENTY BAJILLION PERCENT COOLER. 47 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,049 Twenty bajillion!? 48 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,119 They do all sorts of extreme stunts that focus on daredevilry 49 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,254 and sheer guts, rather than boring old 50 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,123 flight-and-formation junk. 51 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,560 Boring old flight and formation junk!? 52 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,662 Are you just repeating everything I say? 53 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,497 Only because my brain feels like it's strapped 54 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,432 to one of those rockets about to explode. 55 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:48,634 So you do get it! 56 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,902 Aren't they awesome? 57 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:56,942 Can you believe she actually said that? 58 00:02:57,244 --> 00:03:01,446 Pfft. Well, yeah, eavesdropping on every meeting is kinda weird. 59 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:05,784 I mean she basically said that the Wonderbolts aren't cool! 60 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:09,288 And.. and it kinda sounded like she didn't think I was cool either. 61 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,824 But pah! We all know that's crazy. 62 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,926 I mean, I'm definitely not worried 63 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,362 about her looking up to somepony else. 64 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:18,563 Heh. Nope. 65 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:19,364 Not. 66 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,132 At. 67 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,200 ALL. 68 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,435 Well, I'd understand if you were. 69 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,104 It'd be like if Apple Bloom started lovin' bananas 70 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,172 more than apples! 71 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,874 Hahaha! 72 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,909 Y'all tell me if that ever happens, you hear? 73 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,046 But what could the Washouts possibly have that I don't? 74 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,381 Why don't you find out? 75 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:41,419 They're doing a show in Ponyville this weekend!? 76 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:48,827 Wow... they do look pretty amazing...ly unamazing. Heh. 77 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,930 Trying so hard to look amazing, is what I mean. 78 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,099 NICE SAVE, TWILIGHT! 79 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:04,042 [chatter] 80 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:07,545 [groan] I knew we should have lined up last night. 81 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,120 I'm sorry for making us late. Who would have guessed 82 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:17,956 X-TREME CHOCOLATE AIR SHOW CUPCAKES would take an... 83 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,558 x-tremely long time to bake? 84 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,160 [slurp] 85 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:28,967 Look at this! It's a total Wonderbolts rip-off! 86 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,836 What do you mean? The show hasn't even started yet! 87 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,972 Yeah, but look at what we're sitting on. 88 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:34,873 [knock knock] 89 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,441 Hello! 90 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,877 The Wonderbolts have bleachers too. 91 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,988 We practically invented sitting on bleachers. 92 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,048 Ugh! 93 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:48,453 And look at that! Popcorn and cotton candy? RIP-OFF! 94 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,689 ♪♪ 95 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,991 Huh!? Yeah! 96 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,959 [aggressive announcer] This is the time. 97 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,995 This is the place. 98 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,364 This is the team... 99 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:04,102 THIS IS... THE WASHOUTS! 100 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,773 [explosions and cheering] 101 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,075 Eh. Quality confetti cannon work! 102 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:11,843 Agh! 103 00:05:11,967 --> 00:05:16,867 ♪ [rock music] ♪ 104 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,416 Oh, yeah! 105 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:21,540 ♪ [music continues] ♪ 106 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:26,291 Say it with me now, the Washout's official motto... 107 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,828 "LEAP BEFORE YOU LOOK!" 108 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,130 [cheers] 109 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,131 Lame. 110 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:38,670 ♪♪ 111 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,540 Remember ponies, while they're amazingly awesome, 112 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,009 The Washouts are highly trained professionals 113 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:47,312 with protective fireproof flight suits! 114 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,781 Do not try this at home! 115 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:56,521 ♪♪ 116 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:57,389 [explosion] 117 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,925 ♪♪ 118 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:01,693 Whoa. 119 00:06:01,817 --> 00:06:04,417 ♪♪ 120 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,231 Come on! Come on! 121 00:06:06,555 --> 00:06:08,555 [slamming] 122 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,469 She's not gonna make it! 123 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,303 [slamming] 124 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:13,638 [collective gasp] 125 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:19,778 [cheering and shouting] 126 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,580 THAT. WAS. INSANE! 127 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,749 WHOO HOO! 128 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,218 I told you! 129 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,455 I mean... [ahem] it was pretty cool. 130 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,724 Who are these guys..? 131 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,563 ♪♪ 132 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:41,566 I can't just go up and TALK to them! 133 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,301 You can if you're with me. 134 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,671 After all, one of the reasons there's a Rainbow Dash fan club 135 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:49,741 is because I'm fearless. Observe. 136 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,680 Hey! 137 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,351 Uh... so... 138 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:02,353 as a fellow aerobatic professional, 139 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,689 I really enjoyed your show. 140 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:08,026 Heh, actually, you might recognize me since I'm a... 141 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,962 "pause for dramatic effect..." 142 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,864 A Wonderbolt. 143 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,667 [laughter] 144 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,935 Join the club! 145 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,839 OK....? 146 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,476 No, I mean literally join the club. We're called 147 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,778 "The Washouts" because we all used to be Wonderbolts 148 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,948 just like you... until we "washed out." 149 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,950 No way! 150 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,384 Yep. Ah. 151 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,719 Name's Rolling Thunder. 152 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,088 I got booted out of Wonderbolt Academy cause of 153 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,058 "flagrant disregard for hazardous weather." Psh. 154 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,360 If doin' barrel rolls through nine-hundred million volts 155 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,729 of electricity in a raging thunderstorm is wrong, 156 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,598 then I don't want to be right. 157 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,968 Cool! 158 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,403 Heh. This here's Short Fuse... 159 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,737 Ah. Nice to meet you. 160 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,005 What's your story? 161 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,540 ANGER ISSUES! 162 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,442 GET OFF MY BACK! 163 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,612 Uh, OK. 164 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,348 So... who's the leader? 165 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:08,086 Only the most reckless ex-Wonderbolt of all time... 166 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:15,890 ♪♪ 167 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,329 [gasp] Lightning Dust! 168 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,398 Rainbow Dash. 169 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,466 [snarl] 170 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:24,603 Scootaloo. I'm Scootaloo. Hi. 171 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,543 Lightning Dust... 172 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,645 I should have known you were the brains behind 173 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,081 a crazy idea like the Washouts. 174 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,950 Or should I say "lack of brains." 175 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:39,918 [snarl] 176 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,053 You two really know each other? 177 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:46,692 OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO COOL! 178 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,694 Your friend got me kicked out of the Wonderbolts. 179 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:53,232 Oh. That's, uh... less cool. 180 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,936 And it was the best thing that ever happened to me! 181 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,404 Great to see you, "Wing Pony!" 182 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,673 I heard you're a full-fledged Bolt now! 183 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,642 Yeah, well, I'm still-- 184 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:04,543 Mad at me? 185 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,745 Look, was it wrong of me to endanger 186 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,747 the lives of your friends? Yeah. 187 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,983 But hey, now I only endanger these knuckleheads! 188 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,585 [chortling laughs] 189 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,454 Don't call me knucklehead. 190 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,621 [forced chuckle] 191 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,826 Come on, you know you miss me. 192 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:24,329 Me and her? We blew everypony out of the sky. 193 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,964 Really!? 194 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:30,802 Actually yeah, really. All that wind was totally dangerous. 195 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,203 But we had fun, right? 196 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,673 Two fastest times on the Dizzitron. 197 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,410 If I remember correctly, I had you beat by half a second. 198 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:42,714 Only because when I went, I cranked up the dizziness factor! 199 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,483 [laughter] 200 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,417 Well, I'm glad it all worked out. 201 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,587 Your show was pretty dynamite. 202 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,155 Wanna know the secret? 203 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,924 We basically ignore everything the Wonderbolts 204 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,826 ever taught us about safety. 205 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:59,230 Well, we do have safety rules for a reason. 206 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,783 Don't listen to her, kid. 207 00:10:00,884 --> 00:10:03,935 All their "rules" were just ways of keeping their little club 208 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,838 exclusive so they could feel good about themselves. 209 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,907 It's not about making anypony feel bad, 210 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,109 it's about finding the best flyers. 211 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,678 The best of the best. 212 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,948 I started the Washouts because I believe anypony 213 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,817 can be the best of the best. 214 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:21,820 You know... 215 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,390 Rolling Thunder is gonna be out for a while... 216 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:27,492 Ah! During the finale, I caught the ol' hind leg 217 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:30,830 in the Crushinator Jaws of Smash-a-lot, patent pending. 218 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,966 There's a spot on the team if you want to join up. 219 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,301 [excited gasp] 220 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:40,605 I appreciate the offer, but I'm already a Wonderbolt. 221 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,374 I'll do it! Can I do it? 222 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,710 Lemme think: no? 223 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,212 I wasn't asking you. 224 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,414 Aw, you're cute. 225 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,616 But technically, you haven't "washed out" of the Bolts, 226 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,852 which is kinda... our thing. 227 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,555 And also... "No!" 228 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,057 Oh! What if I joined and dropped out super-quick? 229 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,992 That's it! You're coming with me! 230 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,262 Where are we going? 231 00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:05,964 To hear what the actual Wonderbolts think about you 232 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,901 joining just to drop out for the Washouts. 233 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,003 Say "hi" to Spitfire for me! 234 00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:18,987 ♪♪ 235 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,078 [yawn] 236 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,846 Ever seen two simultaneous 237 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,483 inverse displacement rolls before? 238 00:11:24,585 --> 00:11:26,352 Pfft. Woulda been alot cooler through the 239 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,220 Crushinator Jaws of Smash-a-lot, patent pending. 240 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,790 You... What!? 241 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,526 See, this is what I was telling you about! 242 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:35,964 I got this. 243 00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:39,798 You know what happens when something goes wrong 244 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,167 with the Crushinator Jaws of Smash-a-lot? 245 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,668 "...Patent pending?" 246 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:46,505 You end up in a full-body-wing-and-hoof cast 247 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,374 drinkin' through a straw! 248 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,376 But with enough practice... 249 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,295 Practice!? 250 00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:55,613 Well, la-dee- doodle -da! 251 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,782 Let me give you a different scenario. 252 00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,217 You're probably saying to yourself, 253 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,219 "I'm young, I'm strong. 254 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,756 I'm gonna go out there and "stunt" some "tricks" 255 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,425 with my new friend, Lightning Dust. 256 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,595 Well, I'm here to tell you if you play that game, 257 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:14,299 you're gonna find out it's pretty hard to "stunt tricks" 258 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:19,705 in a FULL-BODY-WING-AND-HOOF CAST DRINKIN' THROUGH A STRAW! 259 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,406 I think she gets the point- 260 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,174 I'M NOT FINISHED! 261 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,611 Listen, I get it, kid. I used to be like you. 262 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,781 Tellin' myself: "I'm gonna touch the sky!" 263 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:30,716 I don't-- 264 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,785 Well, WHOOP-DEE-DOODLE-DOO! 265 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,421 You think you got it made in the shade? 266 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,024 Well, things are gonna be pretty shady indeed 267 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,193 when you can't go out in the sun cause you're in 268 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:47,365 a FULL-BODY-WING-AND-HOOF CAST DRINKIN' THROUGH A STRAW! 269 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,569 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 270 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,237 [frightened whimper] 271 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,873 Excellent. Have a hat. 272 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:01,113 Er, sorry. That was a little... intense. 273 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,149 I just want to make sure you don't get hurt. 274 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,751 That way you can follow in my hoofsteps. 275 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,954 Everypony's dream, right? 276 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,756 More like "follow your wing-flaps." 277 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,824 Same difference. 278 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,361 Thanks, "super- talented flyer," 279 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,030 for clearing up what I should do! 280 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,900 Clearing things up is one of my specialties. 281 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,736 Now come on, let's go rip up all your Washout posters 282 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,472 into tiny pieces and throw 'em off a cliff. 283 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,678 I just thought of a great way to raise awareness 284 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,849 for your original fan club. You know, the one about me. 285 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,018 How about a silent auction where every item 286 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,653 is just a picture of yours truly? 287 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,655 Haha, nahhh, I'm just kidding. 288 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,424 That makes me seem too egotistical, doesn't it? 289 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,359 OH OH! But maybe if they're framed, 290 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,995 it's like, "Wow, she's so humble", you think? 291 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:53,765 Scootaloo...? 292 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,134 Er. Scootaloo? 293 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,170 Anypony seen Scootaloo? 294 00:13:59,272 --> 00:13:59,871 [bonk] 295 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,241 My fault, my fault-- sorry, I... Twilight! 296 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,409 [groan] 297 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,345 Sorry, I was just, um... 298 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,982 Please tell me you got that stuff so you could rip it up 299 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,284 and throw it off a cliff. 300 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,485 They were doing an autograph session before practice.. 301 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,922 Seriously? Ugh. 302 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,758 You haven't seen Scoot, have you? 303 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,426 Actually... 304 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,797 I can't believe Scootaloo ditched me 305 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,498 to watch them "practice"! 306 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,868 Why can't she see how dangerous they are? 307 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,603 That's kind of the whole draw. 308 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,671 It's exciting. 309 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,038 But it's like the harder I try to convince Scoot 310 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,809 they're dangerous, the more she likes them! 311 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,912 You can't control her actions, only yours. 312 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:44,082 Teach her what's safe and what isn't, like a good role model, 313 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,317 then hope she makes the right decisions. 314 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,953 But what if she chooses them over me? 315 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,422 She's gonna get hurt. 316 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,057 I think I know somepony else who might get hurt 317 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,192 if that happens. 318 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,128 Maybe you're right. 319 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,529 But this isn't about me. 320 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,665 I'm just worried about Scoot. 321 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:01,634 [clang] 322 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,202 ♪ [heavy electric guitar] ♪ 323 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,572 Wow, you're really working hard on this new stunt. 324 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,074 [chomp] [spit] 325 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:13,411 WHAT KIND OF SORRY EXCUSE FOR A TOMATO SANDWICH IS THIS? 326 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,551 Sorry Dash, autograph session's over. 327 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,921 Unless you want to buy Short Fuse's limited-edition 328 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,489 half-eaten tomato sandwich. 329 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,694 I'M NOT SIGNING THAT ABOMINATION! 330 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,196 You haven't seen Scootaloo, have you? 331 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:35,500 Oh! Isn't she that pony that used to respect you? 332 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,368 [snarl] 333 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,704 I'd appreciate you helping me find her... 334 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,707 so I can apologize for trying to make her quit liking you. 335 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:47,712 [mean laugh] Oh, I'm pretty sure she still likes us. 336 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:51,616 ♪♪ 337 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,017 [horrified gasp] 338 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,121 ♪♪ 339 00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,490 Lightning Dust, I know we go way back, 340 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,692 but I can't let her do this! 341 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,395 I don't need you standing up for me. 342 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:08,633 Obviously you do, because you can't see how dangerous this is. 343 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,235 Do you not remember what Spitfire said? 344 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,971 Ugh, lemme guess, 345 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,040 "You'll be in a full-body-wing-and-hoof cast 346 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,777 drinkin' through a straw!" 347 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,945 That doesn't even sound like Spitfire. 348 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,413 [laugh] 349 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,981 That's it, we're leaving! 350 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,651 Just because I look up to you 351 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,820 doesn't mean I have to BE you! 352 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,590 But based on your definition of what makes somepony great, 353 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:36,160 I have bad news: I'll NEVER be the "best of the best", 354 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:40,632 or a Wonderbolt because I. CAN'T. FLY. 355 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,234 Is that what you wanted to hear? 356 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,404 But not being able to fly doesn't mean 357 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,406 I can't do something awesome, 358 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:52,043 like strapping my scooter to a multi-stage liquid-fuel rocket 359 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,178 and jumping twenty two wagons lined up 360 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,147 in front of a roaring crowd! 361 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,182 That was awfully specific. 362 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,186 That's cause it's what she'll be doing in the show tonight. 363 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,489 Half-off for Princesses! Bring your friends. 364 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,593 Scootaloo, are you sure that's what you really want to do? 365 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,261 Absolutely. 366 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,932 And there's nothing you can do to stop me! 367 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,000 You're right. You're your own foal 368 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,203 and you have to make your own decisions. 369 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,139 Good. Because I already have. 370 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,376 Oh. 371 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,046 ♪♪ 372 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,048 I'm sorry for making us late again. 373 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,049 Who would have guessed 374 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,017 Scootaloo's Super- Difficult-Stunt-Special 375 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:36,220 Cupcakes would have been so super-difficult to bake? 376 00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:39,635 [slurp] [gulp] 377 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,196 Whoo wee, looks like all of Ponyville's here... 378 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,364 except for Rainbow Dash. 379 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,382 [sigh] 380 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,799 [Announcer] And here to introduce the most dangerous stunt 381 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:54,672 we've ever performed, it's your fearless captain... 382 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,576 La La La Lightning Dust! 383 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,811 [cheering] 384 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,382 ♪♪ 385 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,119 In just a moment, the newest member of the Washouts 386 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:12,857 will be ROCKET-SLEDDING down that hill, up that ramp, 387 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:17,862 and over all twenty-two wagons, to land on the other side... 388 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,298 in one piece... 389 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,466 ..heh ...if she's lucky. 390 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:26,570 Put your hooves together for HALF-PINT DYNAMITE! 391 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,840 [cheering] 392 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,675 Whoo yeah! 393 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,099 Lightning Dust? 394 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,150 I have to tell you, I actually started Equestria's first 395 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,520 Washouts Fan Club... as far as I know. 396 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,923 So this is a real honor, ma'am. Umm, do we call you ma'am? 397 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:49,227 You land this jump, you can call me whatever you want. 398 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,463 ♪♪ 399 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,933 Wow, that sure is... 400 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,035 Dangerous? Nahh. 401 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,669 Well, maybe a little. 402 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,939 Has anypony tested it before? 403 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,907 Where's the fun in that? 404 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,275 [gulp] 405 00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:07,399 ♪♪ 406 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,314 There's MORE? 407 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,949 You're not thinking of backing out, are you? 408 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,487 No! I'm just thinking about drinking through straws. 409 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:19,657 Are you the president of my fan club, or not? 410 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,209 Of course, it's just... 411 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,160 You wouldn't want to get impeached for dishonoring 412 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,329 my wishes, would you? 413 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,465 I-- Is that a thing? 414 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:30,968 Light it up! 415 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,972 [whoosh] 416 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:38,276 OK, now I am thinking about backing out! 417 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,443 Too late! 418 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,613 [rumbling] 419 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,626 [cheering] 420 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,450 [whimpering] 421 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,887 [gasps and shouts] 422 00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:52,170 [whoosh] 423 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,362 I know I was supposed to let you make your own decisions, 424 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,598 but that doesn't mean I can't swoop in and save you 425 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,866 from time to time. 426 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,170 If I'd known you were gonna bail, 427 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,173 I would have done the trick myself! 428 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,741 Great! So you won't mind how that rope's 429 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,110 about to coil around your hoof! 430 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,614 Rivals for LIFE! 431 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,518 Wouldn't have it any other way. 432 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,120 I'm sorry for joining the Washouts... 433 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,490 Lightning Dust wasn't who I thought she was. 434 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,893 She didn't care about me being scared or putting me in danger. 435 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:32,296 She only wanted a good show, even if it meant I got hurt. 436 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,200 That's not the kind of pony I wanna look up to. 437 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,502 I'm the one who should be apologizing... 438 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:42,039 for not acting like somepony who deserves a fan club. 439 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,774 I've been lucky enough to have somepony 440 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,476 who thinks I'm the coolest, 441 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,912 but there's nothing cool about making you feel like 442 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,448 you'll never be as awesome as me. 443 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,885 I think we should cancel the Washouts Fan Club, 444 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,990 because I know a fan club that could use some new members. 445 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,958 The Rainbow Dash Fan Club! 446 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,729 [knock knock knock] 447 00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,198 Welcome to the first ever meeting 448 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,134 of the newest fan club for the awesomest, 449 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:14,038 previously under-appreciated pony in Ponyville... 450 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,740 with founding member and president Rainbow Dash 451 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:20,678 presiding, it's the... Scootaloo Fan Club! 452 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,282 [cheers and shouts] 453 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,484 You know, Rainbow Dash was right. 454 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,387 Eavesdropping on your own fan club isn't weird at all.