1 00:00:04,682 --> 00:00:07,822 Wow! I can't believe how many ponies showed up. 2 00:00:08,152 --> 00:00:08,778 Pinkie Pie: I can. 3 00:00:08,856 --> 00:00:10,948 I mean, finding out who the Ponyville Days 4 00:00:10,954 --> 00:00:13,170 Pony of Ceremonies is, is a pretty big deal. 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:18,366 I didn't know Granny Smith was on the Selection Committee. 6 00:00:18,696 --> 00:00:19,672 Of course she is. 7 00:00:20,005 --> 00:00:22,456 Ponyville Days celebrates the founding of Ponyville 8 00:00:22,749 --> 00:00:24,267 and she was right there. 9 00:00:24,567 --> 00:00:26,241 I'm glad the Committee didn't automatically pick me 10 00:00:26,253 --> 00:00:27,465 so everypony gets a chance to see 11 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:28,720 how great being me actually is, 12 00:00:28,852 --> 00:00:30,423 even though the Festival is basically a party 13 00:00:30,433 --> 00:00:32,109 and the Pony of Ceremonies organizes the whole thing 14 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,738 so it would make sense if they picked me. 15 00:00:33,744 --> 00:00:34,655 Shhhhhh! 16 00:00:35,681 --> 00:00:37,168 Citizens of Ponyville, 17 00:00:37,477 --> 00:00:40,284 this year's applicants were all exceptional, 18 00:00:40,536 --> 00:00:43,135 but there can only be one Ponyville Days 19 00:00:43,149 --> 00:00:44,866 Pony of Ceremonies. 20 00:00:45,205 --> 00:00:47,336 And that pony is... 21 00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:50,312 (big inhale) 22 00:00:56,329 --> 00:00:57,283 Rarity! 23 00:00:57,438 --> 00:00:59,890 Applejack: Whoo whee! All right, Rarity! 24 00:00:59,904 --> 00:01:02,241 (cheers) 25 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,662 Congratulations, Rarity. 26 00:01:03,929 --> 00:01:05,053 Do you know what you're going to do? 27 00:01:06,581 --> 00:01:08,386 (grunts) 28 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:13,295 Oh, I might have a few ideas. 29 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:25,660 Subtitles by YayPonies http://yayponies.eu HoH version 30 00:01:57,890 --> 00:02:00,712 I'm so excited for the Festival I can hardly stand up straight. 31 00:02:00,815 --> 00:02:01,486 (thud) 32 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:04,667 Me, too. I'm glad Rarity was picked. 33 00:02:04,993 --> 00:02:07,445 I know she'll add a touch of elegance to the whole thing. 34 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:09,147 Probably more than a touch. 35 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:17,906 Ahem. 36 00:02:18,224 --> 00:02:19,621 ♪ 37 00:02:19,631 --> 00:02:23,055 This year's Ponyville Days Festival designed by Rarity, 38 00:02:23,326 --> 00:02:26,696 will feature various high class events, such as... 39 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:30,638 A silent cider auction and tasting... 40 00:02:30,641 --> 00:02:32,439 Ooooh! 41 00:02:32,565 --> 00:02:35,102 A Ponyville gala in Town Square... 42 00:02:35,377 --> 00:02:36,907 Aaaaah! 43 00:02:36,995 --> 00:02:40,538 And, of course, a Ponyville fashion show. 44 00:02:40,757 --> 00:02:42,261 Ooooooh! 45 00:02:42,273 --> 00:02:46,316 This year's Ponyville Days Festival pony of ceremonies, 46 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:49,994 creates shimmering couture of her own design. 47 00:02:51,765 --> 00:02:54,292 And the theme is, 48 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:58,314 Small Town Chic! 49 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:03,307 Wow, Rarity! You really have put a lot of effort into this. 50 00:03:03,568 --> 00:03:04,310 I'll say. 51 00:03:05,492 --> 00:03:07,666 I think it's going to be magical. 52 00:03:08,515 --> 00:03:09,695 Do you really think so? 53 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,941 Are you kidding? I can't wait! 54 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,980 Oh, that's such a relief. 55 00:03:14,197 --> 00:03:16,665 But, of course, I couldn't possibly do it all on my own. 56 00:03:16,995 --> 00:03:19,221 The festival is in three days! 57 00:03:19,397 --> 00:03:21,484 Pinkie Pie and I can hang lights and decorations 58 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:22,450 in the Town Square. 59 00:03:22,513 --> 00:03:25,750 And I can get Sweet Apple Acres all ready for the cider tasting. 60 00:03:26,755 --> 00:03:27,908 That's just perfect. 61 00:03:28,306 --> 00:03:30,979 And now Twilight, if you and Fluttershy wouldn't mind helping 62 00:03:30,989 --> 00:03:32,111 with the fashion show... 63 00:03:32,226 --> 00:03:33,201 Of course. 64 00:03:33,295 --> 00:03:34,220 I'd be honored. 65 00:03:34,396 --> 00:03:37,381 I can focus on the one thing I'm worried about most of all. 66 00:03:37,859 --> 00:03:38,735 All: What? 67 00:03:39,231 --> 00:03:41,484 Creating a Ponyville Days Festival 68 00:03:41,705 --> 00:03:43,480 fantastic enough to impress... 69 00:03:44,259 --> 00:03:45,278 TRENDERHOOF! 70 00:03:50,142 --> 00:03:51,877 Uh, who's Trenderhoof? 71 00:03:52,271 --> 00:03:52,680 WHAT? 72 00:03:53,223 --> 00:03:55,520 How can you not know who Trenderhoof is? 73 00:03:56,329 --> 00:03:58,599 Trenderhoof is only the most amazing, 74 00:03:58,753 --> 00:04:01,957 handsomest travel writer to have ever traveled or written. 75 00:04:02,351 --> 00:04:05,053 Before Las Pegasus became an Equestria travel destination, 76 00:04:05,297 --> 00:04:06,238 he wrote about it. 77 00:04:06,403 --> 00:04:08,450 Before the culinary revolution in Trottingham, 78 00:04:08,811 --> 00:04:09,986 he discovered it. 79 00:04:10,456 --> 00:04:13,075 He knows what's going to be hot even before it's tepid. 80 00:04:13,547 --> 00:04:15,520 (giggle) 81 00:04:15,758 --> 00:04:18,671 Sounds like somepony has a little bit of a crush. 82 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,419 Oh, Twilight. 83 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,778 "Crush" doesn't even begin to describe it! 84 00:04:23,094 --> 00:04:24,610 He's practically divine. 85 00:04:24,803 --> 00:04:26,087 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S COMING! 86 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:28,881 (hysterical giggling) 87 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:36,008 (chugging) 88 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,943 (hiss) 89 00:04:40,778 --> 00:04:42,602 Thank you ever so much for joining me, Twilight. 90 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:45,447 I don't think I could have met Trenderhoof on my own. 91 00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:48,200 It's no problem, but you shouldn't be nervous 92 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:49,104 about meeting him. 93 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,823 (clamouring) 94 00:04:52,089 --> 00:04:53,740 Is that him? Do you see him? Twilight, is he there? 95 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,269 Uh...I'm not sure. 96 00:04:56,741 --> 00:04:58,310 You don't suppose he decided not to come? 97 00:04:58,534 --> 00:04:59,656 Twilight, I don't see him! 98 00:04:59,937 --> 00:05:01,129 What if he doesn't arrive? 99 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,131 The whole festival will be a disaster! 100 00:05:03,377 --> 00:05:04,714 TWILIGHT, WHERE IS HE? 101 00:05:06,801 --> 00:05:08,099 Ahem. Sorry. 102 00:05:08,626 --> 00:05:10,554 Rarity, you have to get a hold of yourself. 103 00:05:10,825 --> 00:05:12,407 I mean, you haven't even met him yet... 104 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:29,428 ♪ (romantic theme) 105 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,073 (huge gasp) 106 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,439 What's wrong? 107 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,077 Shhhhhhh. 108 00:05:33,412 --> 00:05:36,928 It's him, it's him, it's him, he's here, it's him. 109 00:05:37,443 --> 00:05:39,145 Well, go up and talk to him. 110 00:05:39,808 --> 00:05:41,812 (squeaking) 111 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:42,899 I can't. 112 00:05:46,288 --> 00:05:47,264 (nervous giggle) 113 00:05:47,596 --> 00:05:49,137 Um... Hi. Ahem. 114 00:05:49,607 --> 00:05:50,807 Hello. Mr. Trenderhoof. 115 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:54,766 I am Rarity and I have been chosen as Pony of Ceremonies 116 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:56,587 for the Ponyville Days Festival. 117 00:05:56,870 --> 00:05:58,901 (giggle) 118 00:05:59,301 --> 00:06:00,191 Please. 119 00:06:00,337 --> 00:06:01,479 Call me Trend. 120 00:06:04,536 --> 00:06:05,422 (thud) 121 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,499 And over here will be the climax of the Festival, 122 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:12,481 The Ponyville Days Gala. 123 00:06:12,944 --> 00:06:14,550 Music. Dancing. 124 00:06:15,088 --> 00:06:18,111 And of course a locally sourced menu of delicious treats. 125 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:21,112 Reminds me of the Spring Fling meets Manehattan Wedding 126 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,727 I wrote about in Gallop & Prance. 127 00:06:23,069 --> 00:06:25,978 Exactly! I can't even describe 128 00:06:26,056 --> 00:06:28,070 how much your work has influenced me. 129 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,930 And finally, Sweet Apple Acres. 130 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:37,814 Ponyville's core, heh heh, so to speak, 131 00:06:37,974 --> 00:06:40,115 where our quaint little hamlet began. 132 00:06:40,585 --> 00:06:42,491 Trend: Oh! Breathtaking! 133 00:06:44,243 --> 00:06:47,465 I've heard about it, of course, but to see it in verite, 134 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,688 to stand on the soil of a working farm. 135 00:06:51,264 --> 00:06:52,817 You can really feel the authenticity. 136 00:06:53,465 --> 00:06:56,794 Oh yes! Uh, they really do grow apples here. 137 00:06:57,301 --> 00:06:58,409 Thank you, Rarity. 138 00:06:58,913 --> 00:07:00,468 Thank you for bringing me here. 139 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:03,375 This farm is truly something special. 140 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:07,666 I had planned to transform it into an elegant country inn 141 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:08,415 for the Festival, 142 00:07:09,002 --> 00:07:12,692 but now I see just how special it is au natural. 143 00:07:13,428 --> 00:07:15,168 Au natural, indeed. 144 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,439 (bray) 145 00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:21,888 Who. 146 00:07:22,478 --> 00:07:23,045 Is. 147 00:07:23,438 --> 00:07:24,132 That? 148 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:32,433 ♪ (romantic theme) 149 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:33,947 Who? Applejack? 150 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:43,285 151 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:43,902 Ahem. 152 00:07:44,462 --> 00:07:46,362 Why are you staring at her like that? 153 00:07:46,878 --> 00:07:49,004 I've seen a lot in my travels, but... 154 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:52,161 I've never beheld such beauty. 155 00:07:53,129 --> 00:07:54,197 Applejack. 156 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,445 The pony of my dreams. 157 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:03,863 Spike: Rarity? 158 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,168 Rarity? 159 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:06,485 Hello? 160 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:10,062 (sobbing) 161 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:12,958 (bawling) 162 00:08:12,965 --> 00:08:14,214 I brought my cider tasting cup. 163 00:08:14,483 --> 00:08:15,959 Are you ready to go try the samples? 164 00:08:16,805 --> 00:08:20,001 What's the point? 165 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,061 Rarity, what's wrong? 166 00:08:25,075 --> 00:08:25,440 Nothing. 167 00:08:26,171 --> 00:08:27,445 Is it something I said? 168 00:08:28,593 --> 00:08:29,869 He doesn't like me. 169 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:30,753 What? 170 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,883 He doesn't like me. 171 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,275 Rarity, I can't hear-- 172 00:08:34,403 --> 00:08:38,122 HE DOESN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE HE HAS A CRUSH ON APPLEJACK 173 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:39,888 EVEN THOUGH I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM EVER SINCE 174 00:08:39,892 --> 00:08:43,654 THE BEGINNING OF TIME AND IT'S NOT FAIR! 175 00:08:43,787 --> 00:08:45,418 Trenderhoof doesn't like you? 176 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,129 That's ridiculous. 177 00:08:47,274 --> 00:08:48,610 (sobbing) 178 00:08:48,858 --> 00:08:51,240 Oh, Spike, how could you ever know what it's like 179 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,131 to be totally obsessed with a pony 180 00:08:53,143 --> 00:08:54,975 only to find out they're obsessed 181 00:08:54,983 --> 00:08:56,956 with somepony else? 182 00:08:58,762 --> 00:09:02,963 I mean, what could Applejack possibly have that I don't? 183 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,012 Hmmm. 184 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:12,936 You know, I have such respect for the work ethic 185 00:09:12,946 --> 00:09:14,054 of Earth Ponies. 186 00:09:14,677 --> 00:09:16,591 Uh, gee, thanks. 187 00:09:17,084 --> 00:09:19,525 Granny Smith always said, "Pick an apple a day 188 00:09:19,537 --> 00:09:20,661 and keep trouble away." 189 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,539 How many varieties of apples do you think there are? 190 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:26,784 On the farm or in all of Equestria because-- 191 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,811 I once had an apple so rare, 192 00:09:28,922 --> 00:09:30,136 they thought it was extinct. 193 00:09:30,245 --> 00:09:31,250 I ate four of them. 194 00:09:31,553 --> 00:09:32,323 (chomp) 195 00:09:34,764 --> 00:09:36,119 Is that a fact? 196 00:09:36,489 --> 00:09:37,443 That's my thing. 197 00:09:37,732 --> 00:09:39,822 I take the mundane, the simple, the... 198 00:09:40,265 --> 00:09:42,245 unappreciated, and I make it relatable. 199 00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:44,901 Well, I hope you can relate to Ponyville. 200 00:09:45,443 --> 00:09:46,120 Me too. 201 00:09:46,548 --> 00:09:47,447 But enough about me. 202 00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:48,979 I want to know about you. 203 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,921 What do apples mean to Applejack? 204 00:09:52,407 --> 00:09:55,529 Look, I'm glad you're interested in Ponyville and all, 205 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,715 but I'm kinda busy with my chores 206 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,178 and if I can't get 'em done, 207 00:09:59,484 --> 00:10:01,414 there won't be a Ponyville Days Festival 208 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:02,440 for you to write about. 209 00:10:02,649 --> 00:10:04,632 Rarity: Well, that will never do! 210 00:10:05,857 --> 00:10:08,647 Rarity, what are you wearing? 211 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,920 What, this old thing? 212 00:10:11,482 --> 00:10:13,320 Aren't you too busy planning the Festival 213 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:14,950 to keep making new outfits for it? 214 00:10:15,176 --> 00:10:18,720 I am, but the thought of hauling apples inspired me 215 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,452 and I just couldn't stop myself. 216 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:22,378 Really? 217 00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:26,425 If there's one thing I love, it's hauling apples. 218 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:31,416 I'm growing fond of it, myself. 219 00:10:33,348 --> 00:10:35,582 Maybe you two should try it sometime. 220 00:10:36,171 --> 00:10:38,120 I'm feeling a tad inspired. 221 00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:43,049 ♪ Without farm life there'd be such disparity. ♪ 222 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:47,010 ♪ These thoughts I think with great clarity. ♪ 223 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:52,156 ♪ Apples high to the sky, She's the one of my eye. ♪ 224 00:10:52,677 --> 00:10:55,225 That fruit hauling pony named..♪. 225 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,523 ♪ ...Applejack. 226 00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:00,825 (smashing glass) 227 00:11:04,195 --> 00:11:06,928 Rarity, why do you want to plow a field? 228 00:11:07,281 --> 00:11:09,280 Is it me or could this use a splash of color, 229 00:11:09,773 --> 00:11:11,014 and maybe a wash? 230 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,272 Don't we need to check on the gala decorations? 231 00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:14,495 Yes, yes. Of course. 232 00:11:14,868 --> 00:11:16,942 But Trend obviously has a thing for farm life. 233 00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:20,103 If I can't convince him that I'm just as much of a farm hoof 234 00:11:20,117 --> 00:11:22,985 as Applejack, I'll never get him interested in the Festival. 235 00:11:23,358 --> 00:11:24,355 The Festival. 236 00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:25,432 Right. 237 00:11:25,923 --> 00:11:28,720 And I do appreciate your help ever so much. 238 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:32,060 I couldn't do a thing without you Spikey pooo. 239 00:11:32,811 --> 00:11:35,129 Well... that's what friends are for. 240 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:36,487 Right! So! 241 00:11:38,411 --> 00:11:41,551 Come... On... farm thing! 242 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:43,412 (sigh) 243 00:11:44,895 --> 00:11:46,772 How does Applejack do it? 244 00:11:47,299 --> 00:11:49,432 Applejack: Well, it would help if the harness was on right. 245 00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:51,705 What are you doing? 246 00:11:52,199 --> 00:11:54,243 I'm simply lending a hoof with the chores... 247 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,024 ...which I love doing ever so much. 248 00:11:58,815 --> 00:12:01,605 Well, if you're still interested after the Festival, 249 00:12:01,613 --> 00:12:02,926 I can teach you all about it. 250 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:06,655 But right now, I need to get the plowing done if you don't mind. 251 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:09,611 Not at all. 252 00:12:11,412 --> 00:12:11,933 (grunt) 253 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,238 She makes it look so easy. 254 00:12:14,641 --> 00:12:15,740 I know. 255 00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:18,097 Isn't she fantastic? 256 00:12:21,851 --> 00:12:22,491 (crash) 257 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:29,921 I really don't see what the fuss is all about. 258 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,909 Now, Rarity, you be careful. 259 00:12:35,235 --> 00:12:37,319 If you don't get the bucking just right, 260 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,794 you could sprain a hoof. 261 00:12:39,354 --> 00:12:41,927 I am perfectly familiar with the applebucking process, 262 00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:45,968 thank you very much, but while you seem to rely on raw power, 263 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:48,840 I believe a certain amount of style is required. 264 00:12:49,455 --> 00:12:51,761 It's really more of a dance, if you ask me. 265 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:56,805 ♪ 266 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:01,336 Et voilà. 267 00:13:02,277 --> 00:13:05,242 Well, your way is definitely long on style. 268 00:13:05,562 --> 00:13:06,442 Thank you. 269 00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:09,574 Now if you'll all excuse me, I have some more chores to do. 270 00:13:11,073 --> 00:13:12,070 Inside! 271 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:16,197 (slam) 272 00:13:17,744 --> 00:13:19,921 Rarity, can I ask you something? 273 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,399 Why, Trend, you can ask me anything. 274 00:13:23,986 --> 00:13:27,869 I've been meaning to ask for a while and, frankly, 275 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,549 I'm sort of embarrassed. 276 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,880 Rarity... 277 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:37,036 Do you think Applejack would be my date for the Festival? 278 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:40,140 Why don't you go ask her yourself? 279 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:55,799 (slam) 280 00:13:56,054 --> 00:13:56,460 Phew! 281 00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,066 That was close. 282 00:13:58,526 --> 00:14:01,389 If you've come to apologize, there's really no need. 283 00:14:01,787 --> 00:14:03,196 What are you talking about? 284 00:14:03,424 --> 00:14:05,802 Let's dispense with the charade, shall we? 285 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,796 Listen, I know you really want Trend to like you. 286 00:14:09,201 --> 00:14:09,966 And he does. 287 00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:12,690 Despite somepony's best efforts. 288 00:14:13,379 --> 00:14:16,452 I swear, I don't know why he's paying so much attention to me. 289 00:14:16,893 --> 00:14:19,697 And I don't know anypony who's that interested in farming. 290 00:14:20,064 --> 00:14:20,905 Not even me. 291 00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:24,423 Well, maybe it's time Trend met a real country pony. 292 00:14:25,061 --> 00:14:26,440 Shouldn't you be working on the Festival 293 00:14:26,452 --> 00:14:28,967 instead of coming up with new ways to impress Trend? 294 00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:31,040 Oh, I'm sure you'd love that. 295 00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:33,625 Well, I have a new vision for the Festival. 296 00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:36,692 (puts on country accent) And it's gonna be more country 297 00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:40,152 than the whole Apple Family put together! 298 00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:47,182 Um, Isn't it a little late to be changing the theme? 299 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,304 Applejack, what's going on? 300 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:52,474 I'm too scared to guess. 301 00:14:54,136 --> 00:14:57,666 Rarity: Firstly, I just wanna thank you'all for comin' 302 00:14:58,037 --> 00:15:00,314 and second I know y'all will all adore 303 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,364 my new Festival theme... 304 00:15:03,658 --> 00:15:08,080 ♪ (banjo) 305 00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:10,840 Simple Ways! 306 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:21,521 (laughter) 307 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,437 Well, what's so funny? 308 00:15:24,786 --> 00:15:28,355 Rarity, that is the silliest getup I have ever seen. 309 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,466 It is a little funny. 310 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:31,539 Funny? 311 00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:33,043 (giggle) 312 00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:35,666 Rarity, you aren't serious, are you? 313 00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:37,260 Well, of course I'm serious! 314 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:38,460 Ahem... 315 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,394 Why wouldn't I be? 316 00:15:40,846 --> 00:15:43,047 Because you would never dress like that. 317 00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:46,610 You like fashion and high society and fancy things. 318 00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:51,313 And I can like plowing fields and hauling apples just as much. 319 00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:52,353 But you don't! 320 00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:54,333 How do you know what I like? 321 00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,060 Because I know you. 322 00:15:56,390 --> 00:16:00,097 Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think. 323 00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:03,648 And I suppose it's just a coincidence that Trenderhoof 324 00:16:03,654 --> 00:16:05,841 seems so interested in country life too? 325 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,384 I don't know what you're gettin' at. 326 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:10,770 Well, then I guess I'll just have to show you. 327 00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:12,183 Be my guest. 328 00:16:12,325 --> 00:16:15,920 Now, if y'all will excuse me, I have a hootenanny 329 00:16:15,937 --> 00:16:18,011 of a Festival to put on. 330 00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:18,655 (door closes) 331 00:16:19,754 --> 00:16:21,188 (growl) 332 00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:28,519 Now, to be a model in the Simple Ways fashion show, 333 00:16:29,145 --> 00:16:32,269 you might think simple means less is more. 334 00:16:32,632 --> 00:16:34,870 Well, that just ain't so. 335 00:16:35,258 --> 00:16:38,960 If you want to be real simple, more is more. 336 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:49,783 Now y'all go off and make yourselves look just like that. 337 00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:59,160 Who's our next model for the fashion show? 338 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:00,267 Um... 339 00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:02,540 Apple Jewel? 340 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,770 Who the hay is that? 341 00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:24,737 ♪ 342 00:17:24,784 --> 00:17:26,456 Is this some kinda joke? 343 00:17:26,987 --> 00:17:31,978 Why, Rarity, what ever would make you think I was joking? 344 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,950 Because you would never wear an ensemble like that! 345 00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:37,434 You like plowing fields and hauling apples... 346 00:17:37,898 --> 00:17:41,211 And I can like fashion just as much. 347 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,575 But you don't! 348 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:46,534 Well, maybe you do not know me as well as you think. 349 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:47,635 Fine. 350 00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:50,335 But I got a whole Festival to plan, 351 00:17:50,663 --> 00:17:53,892 so if you're gonna start modelin', just get on with it. 352 00:17:56,864 --> 00:17:59,781 Life is a festival, and you should celebrate it 353 00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:04,624 by looking just like me, because I'm a trend-setting Fashionista! 354 00:18:07,777 --> 00:18:10,587 You're a trend-setting Fashionista? 355 00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:12,798 Why that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever-- 356 00:18:13,547 --> 00:18:16,099 I mean, good for you. 357 00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:20,029 I, on the other hoof, couldn't care less how I look 358 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,727 long as I get the chores done. 359 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,502 Oh? Is that so? 360 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,728 Yes indeedy doodle. 361 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:31,656 Not me. 362 00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:35,793 My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times. 363 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:41,102 Well, my mane is full of dust and split ends. 364 00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:44,948 My hooves are so polished you can see your reflection in them. 365 00:18:45,603 --> 00:18:49,830 My hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields! 366 00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:52,263 I'm so fashion forward. 367 00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:54,733 I wear droopy drawers. 368 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:57,084 I smell like rosebuds. 369 00:18:57,430 --> 00:19:00,078 I LOVE BEING COVERED IN MUD! 370 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:02,698 (splat) 371 00:19:05,742 --> 00:19:06,679 (splash) 372 00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:11,239 Goodness! Your couture! 373 00:19:12,078 --> 00:19:13,256 Oh, it's bad. 374 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,698 Will somepony bring me a towel 375 00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:19,034 to wipe this repulsive filth from my hooves! 376 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:21,203 There's the Rarity I know! 377 00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:25,426 Oh, Applejack, I'm sorry I said all those things. 378 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:27,744 You're a true friend who probably knows me better 379 00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:28,708 than I know myself. 380 00:19:29,305 --> 00:19:32,770 I don't know what I was thinking wearing this ridiculous outfit. 381 00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,431 I kinda know how you feel. 382 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,744 But you were just trying to help me see how silly I was being. 383 00:19:38,306 --> 00:19:39,717 And you were right. 384 00:19:40,249 --> 00:19:40,772 (sigh) 385 00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:43,170 Besides, that gown looks just gorgeous on you. 386 00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:45,557 I wish I hadn't ruined it. 387 00:19:45,826 --> 00:19:47,480 Thanks. It's nice ain't it? 388 00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:49,057 It's magnificent! 389 00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:50,544 Wherever did you get it? 390 00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,598 Oh. It's uh... one of yours. 391 00:19:56,616 --> 00:19:59,077 I'll need 3 gallons of boiling water and one ounce of detergent 392 00:19:59,149 --> 00:19:59,742 START! 393 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,021 (ahem) 394 00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,958 I'm moving to Ponyville! 395 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,633 Being the most interesting Pony in Equestria is exhausting. 396 00:20:10,023 --> 00:20:12,593 I want to leave my exotic, exciting life behind 397 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,846 and live on a farm. 398 00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:15,923 Both: What? 399 00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:19,711 Well, that's real nice, but I sure hope you weren't thinking 400 00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:20,866 of Sweet Apple Acres. 401 00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:22,415 Oh. 402 00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:28,240 Look, you're a fine pony, but uh, well, I'm... 403 00:20:28,253 --> 00:20:30,729 I think what Applejack is trying to say, 404 00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:33,211 is that there's something unappealing about a pony 405 00:20:33,227 --> 00:20:36,259 who'd change themselves so much just to impress somepony else. 406 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:40,915 If somepony doesn't like you for who you are, it's their loss. 407 00:20:42,427 --> 00:20:44,191 Well, this is awkward. 408 00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:45,360 Not at all. 409 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:46,409 In fact... 410 00:20:46,755 --> 00:20:48,805 I think I know just how you feel. 411 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,544 What do you think, Rarity? 412 00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:53,525 Is it too late to go back to Small Town Chic? 413 00:20:53,849 --> 00:20:55,227 Not if I can help it! 414 00:20:58,721 --> 00:21:01,012 Rarity: Organizing the Ponyville Days Celebration 415 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:03,338 was one of the hardest things I've ever done... 416 00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:06,561 ♪ (orchestral waltz) 417 00:21:06,595 --> 00:21:08,263 But I learned an important lesson. 418 00:21:09,925 --> 00:21:12,401 Real friends will like you for who you are 419 00:21:13,596 --> 00:21:17,118 and changing yourself to impress them is no way to make new ones. 420 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,411 ♪ (classical waltz) 421 00:21:20,753 --> 00:21:23,178 And when you're as fabulous as I am... 422 00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:27,830 ♪ 423 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,560 it's practically a crime. 424 00:21:29,574 --> 00:21:32,842 ♪ (waltz ends)