1 00:00:09,015 --> 00:00:12,365 Can you believe Featherweight got his cutie mark? 2 00:00:12,515 --> 00:00:14,645 Featherweight! Before us! 3 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,085 Great cutie mark, Featherweight! 4 00:00:21,615 --> 00:00:23,405 Looking good! 5 00:00:24,765 --> 00:00:25,975 I give up... 6 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:27,225 I've got it! 7 00:00:28,005 --> 00:00:31,045 The answer to all our problems! 8 00:00:31,195 --> 00:00:33,055 The Foal Free Press? 9 00:00:33,205 --> 00:00:35,855 How's the school paper gonna get us our cutie marks? 10 00:00:36,385 --> 00:00:37,885 Move your caboose! 11 00:00:38,135 --> 00:00:40,425 That's Granny Smith. Gotta run! 12 00:00:40,585 --> 00:00:43,685 Maybe there's something to this newspaper idea. 13 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,495 Guess it's worth a shot... 14 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:13,625 Apple Bloom, your newspaper idea was nothing but a big bust. 15 00:01:13,775 --> 00:01:18,745 We tried everything, from papier-mâché to making birds nests and nothing worked. 16 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:23,265 What's so funny? 17 00:01:23,415 --> 00:01:26,585 What I meant was, we should write for the paper! 18 00:01:26,735 --> 00:01:29,715 We can get our cutie marks as journalists! 19 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:39,355 20 00:01:41,165 --> 00:01:44,915 21 00:02:02,965 --> 00:02:07,385 22 00:02:09,785 --> 00:02:11,795 Okay class, see you tomorrow! 23 00:02:11,945 --> 00:02:14,485 Oh, and for those of you who want to join the newspaper staff, 24 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,165 stay here because we're meeting right now! 25 00:02:17,315 --> 00:02:19,135 Cutie marks in journalism! 26 00:02:19,285 --> 00:02:20,895 Such a good idea. 27 00:02:21,045 --> 00:02:22,245 Welcome, everypony. 28 00:02:22,395 --> 00:02:26,075 Now, as you know, our editor-in-chief graduated last year. 29 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,175 Yes? 30 00:02:29,325 --> 00:02:30,665 What's an editor-in-chief? 31 00:02:30,815 --> 00:02:34,965 Good question, Sweetie Belle, I like those reporters' instincts. 32 00:02:36,205 --> 00:02:38,995 The Foal Free Press is a student-run paper. 33 00:02:39,145 --> 00:02:41,015 I'm only involved as an advisor. 34 00:02:41,165 --> 00:02:44,215 So the editor-in-chief is the pony in charge. 35 00:02:44,215 --> 00:02:47,825 From choosing the stories, to making sure it gets to press on time. 36 00:02:47,975 --> 00:02:52,775 Now, as I said, we have a new editor this year! 37 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,765 Diamond Tiara?! 38 00:02:58,215 --> 00:03:01,315 I'll leave you alone now to discuss everypony's assignments. 39 00:03:01,465 --> 00:03:02,565 Have fun! 40 00:03:04,245 --> 00:03:05,915 Alright, listen up. 41 00:03:06,765 --> 00:03:08,865 The Foal Free Press is a joke. 42 00:03:09,805 --> 00:03:12,395 Nopony at this school takes it seriously. 43 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:17,515 Well I, the editor-in-chief in charge, am gonna deliver us to newfound glory! 44 00:03:18,985 --> 00:03:20,235 Yay! 45 00:03:20,385 --> 00:03:22,675 First things first, where's the staff photographer? 46 00:03:23,615 --> 00:03:26,025 Get out there and document everything. 47 00:03:26,175 --> 00:03:28,065 I'll decide what's important. 48 00:03:28,215 --> 00:03:31,885 The rest of you, I want hard-hitting news and interesting thinkpieces. 49 00:03:32,035 --> 00:03:34,945 No more namby-pamby stories like last year's editor. 50 00:03:35,095 --> 00:03:37,525 But Namby-Pamby was a great editor. 51 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,425 Well, there's a new regime now, and I want juicy stories. 52 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:41,775 The juicier the better! 53 00:03:41,925 --> 00:03:43,725 Now get out there and report! 54 00:03:46,695 --> 00:03:47,985 Let's get out of here, girls. 55 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,235 Maybe we can try packing boxes again. 56 00:03:50,385 --> 00:03:53,665 But this could be our last chance to earn our cutie marks! 57 00:03:53,815 --> 00:03:56,275 If we really are supposed to be journalists, 58 00:03:56,425 --> 00:03:58,265 isn't it worth a little grief? 59 00:03:58,415 --> 00:03:59,615 I guess you're right. 60 00:03:59,765 --> 00:04:03,125 We can take a little bit of Diamond Tiara for a lifetime of cutie marks. 61 00:04:03,275 --> 00:04:05,925 C'mon! Let's go get those marks! 62 00:04:06,395 --> 00:04:09,715 My first story's gonna be an exclusive interview. 63 00:04:24,405 --> 00:04:27,375 I saw a brand new nest of baby birds the other day. 64 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:30,675 I bet our readers would eat up a sweet story like that! 65 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:41,215 Granny Smith has all sorts of great stories! 66 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:44,265 I reckon I'll do a piece on the history of Ponyville. 67 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:03,435 I hope you've got something, because everything so far is unusable. 68 00:05:04,525 --> 00:05:07,875 "Baby Birds Born...?" "Rarity's Hot New Hat...?" 69 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:10,755 "Ponyville, The Early Years...!?" 70 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:16,125 I don't know what you call this, but it sure isn't news! 71 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:17,735 We just... thought... 72 00:05:18,035 --> 00:05:20,565 Get something else on my desk by the end of the day, 73 00:05:20,715 --> 00:05:22,985 and it better be juicy! 74 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:32,045 Now what? Do you know what I had to do to get that story? 75 00:05:32,195 --> 00:05:35,875 Oh, you don't even wanna know what I had to sit through. 76 00:05:37,565 --> 00:05:39,405 Get it off me, Snails! 77 00:05:39,555 --> 00:05:42,815 Yeah, you get it off me, Snips? 78 00:05:43,565 --> 00:05:46,085 Stop it! You are making it worse! 79 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:49,915 Oh, great. 80 00:05:50,065 --> 00:05:51,215 I'll get it. 81 00:05:53,815 --> 00:05:56,465 Get it off! Get it off! 82 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,645 Hey, Featherweight, c'mere! 83 00:06:01,055 --> 00:06:04,125 Take a few pictures of this, then meet me during lunch. 84 00:06:05,515 --> 00:06:08,425 Girls, I have our story. 85 00:06:09,055 --> 00:06:12,215 Snips and Snails in bubblegum fails! 86 00:06:12,365 --> 00:06:16,595 "And that's when the biggest jokester in school really stuck his hoof in it..." 87 00:06:16,745 --> 00:06:17,915 "... literally!" 88 00:06:18,065 --> 00:06:21,605 The Foal Free Press is usually just boring news and stuff. 89 00:06:21,755 --> 00:06:23,365 So funny! 90 00:06:23,515 --> 00:06:26,595 Our mothers always told us we'd end up in the papers someday. 91 00:06:26,745 --> 00:06:27,925 Yeah, and look! 92 00:06:28,075 --> 00:06:30,615 We finally got the gum out! 93 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:34,315 Your column is a sensation! 94 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:35,915 I don't want you doing news anymore. 95 00:06:36,065 --> 00:06:38,345 I want more columns like this. 96 00:06:39,615 --> 00:06:42,025 Columns about ponies and their private lives... 97 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:44,315 The things they do when they think they're alone... 98 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:47,935 You three are my new gossip columnists! 99 00:06:48,835 --> 00:06:51,515 And I love the way you signed it! 100 00:06:51,665 --> 00:06:55,415 Gabby Gums... that was a stroke of genius! 101 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:57,015 We couldn't fit all of our names. 102 00:06:57,165 --> 00:07:00,185 So we decided to create one for all three of us. 103 00:07:00,585 --> 00:07:03,265 Well, I want more Gabby Gums! 104 00:07:03,415 --> 00:07:04,515 Nice work, girls. 105 00:07:05,115 --> 00:07:07,595 But we sure seem to have a gift for gossip. 106 00:07:07,745 --> 00:07:10,985 If we can write a few more of these Gabby Gums columns, 107 00:07:11,135 --> 00:07:13,425 we'll earn our cutie marks for sure! 108 00:07:17,515 --> 00:07:20,915 Scootaloo...? Do you have anything? 109 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,065 Nope. 110 00:07:22,945 --> 00:07:24,405 Apple Bloom? 111 00:07:25,605 --> 00:07:27,115 Sorry. 112 00:07:27,265 --> 00:07:31,465 Let's face it, nothing very juicy happens at this school. 113 00:07:34,235 --> 00:07:35,665 We're doomed. 114 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:51,695 Sweetie Belle... was she raised in a barn or something? 115 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:58,155 You really shouldn't be snooping, Rarity. 116 00:08:00,985 --> 00:08:03,075 Oh, but it's so much fun, Rarity. 117 00:08:03,225 --> 00:08:05,855 Hello... what's this? 118 00:08:07,645 --> 00:08:09,225 Gum on their bum! 119 00:08:09,975 --> 00:08:11,185 Too rich! 120 00:08:11,435 --> 00:08:14,375 Can you please keep it down with all the laughter? 121 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:16,525 I'm trying to- hey! 122 00:08:17,585 --> 00:08:18,875 I was just... 123 00:08:19,025 --> 00:08:21,125 Are you snooping through my saddlebag? 124 00:08:27,075 --> 00:08:28,655 How dare you! 125 00:08:28,805 --> 00:08:32,025 Oh, but this Gabby Gums column is so funny! 126 00:08:32,675 --> 00:08:35,135 You actually like the school paper? 127 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:40,135 It's so much juicier than anything in the boring old Ponyville Express. 128 00:08:40,525 --> 00:08:43,045 Could I borrow this to show my friends? 129 00:08:43,195 --> 00:08:46,575 Your friends would wanna read the Foal Free Press? 130 00:08:46,725 --> 00:08:49,265 Oh, they'd just love Gabby Gums! 131 00:08:49,415 --> 00:08:50,615 Who is she, anyway? 132 00:08:50,765 --> 00:08:53,145 I've never heard of her before. Is she a new- 133 00:08:56,805 --> 00:08:59,025 We gave up too quickly, girls. 134 00:08:59,175 --> 00:09:01,335 Forget trying to squeeze stories out of this school. 135 00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:03,485 We need to expand! 136 00:09:03,635 --> 00:09:06,975 We can find all kinds of great gossip out there in Ponyville! 137 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,985 We'll need to tell Featherweight to start working overtime. 138 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,785 Sweetie Belle, you're a genius! 139 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:21,925 "Pound and Pumpkin Cake trip to the store ends in tears." 140 00:09:22,175 --> 00:09:24,675 Gabby Gums comes through again! 141 00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:28,625 The Ponyville news stand wants to carry the Foal Free Press! 142 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:30,785 Ponies keep coming by and asking for it! 143 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,065 Send 'em twenty copies, and if they run out of those, 144 00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:35,175 we'll send 'em twenty more! 145 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,455 You three are doing a great job for this paper. 146 00:09:38,605 --> 00:09:41,045 Keep those columns coming! 147 00:09:41,195 --> 00:09:42,825 This is great! 148 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,825 Oh, this is the life, isn't it, girls? 149 00:10:10,975 --> 00:10:13,405 The best hooficure I've ever had! 150 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,925 You said it. 151 00:10:18,525 --> 00:10:21,645 I don't know if I've ever been so relaxed. 152 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:22,795 You guys! 153 00:10:24,195 --> 00:10:25,785 The new Gabby Gums just came out! 154 00:10:25,945 --> 00:10:29,325 "The Great and Powerful Trixie's secrets revealed!" 155 00:10:29,475 --> 00:10:32,055 We already read that one, Rainbow Dash. 156 00:10:32,205 --> 00:10:36,295 Come on, relax, have a hooficure, it feels amazing. 157 00:10:36,445 --> 00:10:38,375 Did you forget who you're talking to? 158 00:10:38,525 --> 00:10:41,885 The day I get a hooficure is the day I turn in my daredevil license. 159 00:10:42,035 --> 00:10:44,625 Besides, I haven't read this Gabby Gums yet. 160 00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:47,665 Well, do it quietly, will ya? 161 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,175 Some of us are trying to unwind! 162 00:10:51,325 --> 00:10:55,375 I like Gabby Gums too, but don't you think she can be a little mean? 163 00:10:55,575 --> 00:10:58,525 She's not mean, Twilight, she's a hoot! 164 00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:00,625 "Celestia, just like us?" 165 00:11:00,775 --> 00:11:03,905 Gabby Gums doesn't value anypony's privacy. 166 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:08,055 Oh, lighten up, Twilight, there's nothing but harmless gossip! 167 00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:10,625 Yeah, Twilight, I mean listen to this one. 168 00:11:11,325 --> 00:11:13,425 "Mayor, not naturally gray!" 169 00:11:13,575 --> 00:11:15,945 "The Mayor in a mane dyeing scandal?" 170 00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:17,895 Who wouldn't wanna read that? 171 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:21,325 I just can't help feeling sorry for the ponies featured in her columns. 172 00:11:21,475 --> 00:11:23,735 It's gotta be a little embarrassing. 173 00:11:23,885 --> 00:11:24,885 Are you kidding? 174 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:27,465 Do you know how awesome it is to get your name in the paper? 175 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:31,115 Rainbow, why don't you join me in one of these delicious hooficures? 176 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:38,345 It's that good, huh? Well, maybe just one little hoof. 177 00:11:50,545 --> 00:11:53,115 Forget it, I don't like ponies touching my hooves. 178 00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:58,625 Man... I'd love it if Gabby Gums did a story on me. 179 00:11:58,775 --> 00:12:00,075 She did one on me. 180 00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:01,225 What?! 181 00:12:01,925 --> 00:12:05,345 "Exclusive! Local dragon tells all." 182 00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:10,325 "Spike opens up about Canterlot, naps, and his favorite jams!" 183 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:12,185 It's our best column yet! 184 00:12:12,435 --> 00:12:15,275 More like your worst column yet! 185 00:12:15,425 --> 00:12:17,675 Gabby Gums didn't become the biggest thing in Ponyville 186 00:12:17,825 --> 00:12:20,105 with namby-pamby stories like this! 187 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,945 Yeah, she's right. 188 00:12:25,095 --> 00:12:28,865 This column is a little softer than our usual gossip. 189 00:12:29,075 --> 00:12:32,305 Were you guys feeling guilty about all the gossip too? 190 00:12:32,455 --> 00:12:35,735 Like... maybe we could be hurting other ponies' feelings? 191 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:41,105 Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything because everypony loves Gabby Gums so much, 192 00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:45,435 but... I was sorta hoping we could start writing more stories like this one. 193 00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:46,885 Me too. 194 00:12:48,915 --> 00:12:52,325 If we're gonna get our cutie marks, we've got to give the ponies 195 00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:53,475 what they want. 196 00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:59,175 "Applejack, asleep on the job!" 197 00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:01,035 Can y'all believe this?! 198 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:01,905 And this one: 199 00:13:02,055 --> 00:13:04,745 "Big Macintosh, what's he hiding?" 200 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,505 Who the hay does this Gabby Gums think she is? 201 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:08,755 Listen to this one. 202 00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:12,275 "Twilight Sparkle, I was a Canterlot snob." 203 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,675 "A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says..." 204 00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:19,145 "Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads..." 205 00:13:19,295 --> 00:13:20,825 "... and low-class rooves." 206 00:13:21,075 --> 00:13:22,175 Spike! 207 00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:25,285 How could you say such a thing? 208 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:28,665 Well, I didn't! Gabby Gums made that up! 209 00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:30,015 I never said anything like that! 210 00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,255 Everypony, please! 211 00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:36,095 She's just a harmless schoolpony engaged in a little idle gossip. 212 00:13:36,245 --> 00:13:38,905 You're really making too big a deal out of this. 213 00:13:39,055 --> 00:13:40,815 But it's all lies! 214 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:42,915 Gabby Gums prints whatever she wants. 215 00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:45,455 She doesn't care whose reputation she destroys! 216 00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:47,895 "Fluttershy has tail extensions!" 217 00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:53,795 "Pinkie Pie is an out-of-control party animal!" 218 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:54,945 What?! 219 00:13:55,645 --> 00:13:59,875 It's true! I do have a problem! 220 00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:04,175 Oh look! According to this one, the Cakes are breaking up! 221 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,925 We are?! 222 00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:09,995 Well, my life is officially... over. 223 00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:12,625 Gabby Gums has made it to Cloudsdale. 224 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:16,415 "Rainbow Dash, Speed demon or super softie?" 225 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,785 I grabbed as many copies as I could, but it was too late! 226 00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:22,495 I'm a laughing stock! 227 00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:23,945 See, Rarity? 228 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:27,425 Your so-called 'harmless gossip' can be very hurtful! 229 00:14:27,585 --> 00:14:30,785 Honestly, you ponies have no sense of humor. 230 00:14:30,935 --> 00:14:34,045 So she tweaks a few ponies every now and then, 231 00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:35,205 maybe they deserv- 232 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:38,625 I'll destroy her! 233 00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:40,165 "The drama queen diaries." 234 00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:41,915 She's reprinted my diary! 235 00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:45,585 How could Gabby Gums possibly get access to my private diary?! 236 00:14:45,735 --> 00:14:48,355 We've got to put a stop to this once and for all! 237 00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:50,665 Sweetie Belle's on the newspaper staff. 238 00:14:50,815 --> 00:14:53,095 Maybe she knows who Gabby Gums is! 239 00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:59,085 My sister would never associate with anyone as beastly as Gabby Gums! 240 00:14:59,235 --> 00:15:01,785 I resent you even suggesting such a thing, Twilight! 241 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:06,285 Why, she's the most innocent, most lovely... 242 00:15:06,635 --> 00:15:09,635 ... most evil pony in Equestria! 243 00:15:09,985 --> 00:15:13,095 My own sister steals my private diary. 244 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:18,025 How could my own sister be... Gabby Gums? 245 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:29,285 Et tu, Gabby Gums?! 246 00:15:29,435 --> 00:15:31,155 You know?! How'd you find out?! 247 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,995 The gilded pages of your betrayal! 248 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,345 Oh yeah. 249 00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:37,485 How could you do this to me?! 250 00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:42,305 You stole my secret diary and published it for all the world to read! 251 00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:44,515 Gossip can be a very hurtful thing. 252 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:48,425 It is an invasion of privacy, just like when I snooped through your saddlebag. 253 00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,475 You didn't like that much, did you? 254 00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:51,625 No... 255 00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:55,295 What is important is that you understand how your column makes the ponies 256 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,065 that you're writing about feel! 257 00:15:57,215 --> 00:16:00,255 I do understand, and we've all been feeling guilty. 258 00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:03,005 But we just want our cutie marks so badly! 259 00:16:03,155 --> 00:16:05,885 Do you really think that writing nasty things 260 00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:09,255 and making everypony feel horrible is your destiny? 261 00:16:09,405 --> 00:16:11,925 Well, when you put it that way... 262 00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:13,075 No! 263 00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:15,195 I won't let you quit! 264 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:19,075 But the gossip we've been printing is hurting everypony's feelings! 265 00:16:19,225 --> 00:16:22,405 Feelings? I don't care about feelings! 266 00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:24,815 Gabby Gums is my bread and butter. 267 00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:26,925 And I'm not gonna let you goody two horseshoes 268 00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:28,375 take that away from me! 269 00:16:28,585 --> 00:16:31,885 We're sorry, Diamond Tiara, but we've made our decision. 270 00:16:32,035 --> 00:16:35,105 Yeah, you can't force us to keep gossiping. 271 00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:37,795 When you see these... 272 00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:40,835 You may not want to quit after all. 273 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:48,925 I told Featherweight to document everything... 274 00:16:53,325 --> 00:16:55,615 And that's exactly what he did. 275 00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:58,205 Gimme those! 276 00:16:58,355 --> 00:17:01,255 Sorry, girls, property of the Foal Free Press. 277 00:17:01,775 --> 00:17:04,915 And if Gabby Gums really does go into retirement, 278 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:08,335 I'll need something to fill that empty column space. 279 00:17:09,365 --> 00:17:13,125 Now get out there and bring me more Gabby Gums! 280 00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:17,505 We'll find a way out of this, girls. 281 00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,855 Maybe Rainbow Dash will have a story for us. 282 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,505 She's always good for some gossip. 283 00:17:21,785 --> 00:17:25,265 Rainbow Dash! Hey, Rainbow Dash! 284 00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:28,685 Well, if it isn't Gabby Gums. 285 00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:30,235 You heard too, huh? 286 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:31,375 Are you kidding? 287 00:17:31,525 --> 00:17:33,995 Everypony in town knows it's you three. 288 00:17:34,145 --> 00:17:37,165 Don't suppose you'd let us write a column on you, huh? 289 00:17:48,325 --> 00:17:50,855 Oh, hi Angel, is Fluttershy home? 290 00:18:00,505 --> 00:18:02,445 Hey, what gives? 291 00:18:04,185 --> 00:18:06,845 Twilight thought you might try to show your faces around here, 292 00:18:06,995 --> 00:18:08,835 so she put up a force field. 293 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,145 Aw, c'mon, Applejack! 294 00:18:13,295 --> 00:18:15,345 You're not mad at us too, are you? 295 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,495 Yup. 296 00:18:16,645 --> 00:18:18,725 You're not even gonna talk to us? 297 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:19,875 Nope. 298 00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:23,975 You should be ashamed of yourself, humiliatin' your sister 'n' me like that. 299 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,965 We don't wanna talk to any y'all right now, 300 00:18:26,115 --> 00:18:29,155 so take your little gossip column and your embarrassing photographs 301 00:18:29,305 --> 00:18:31,725 and just go away! 302 00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:47,375 We've ruined all of our friendships and we still don't have our cutie marks! 303 00:18:47,525 --> 00:18:49,505 This is the worst day ever! 304 00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:51,845 Oh yeah? Wait 'til tomorrow. 305 00:18:51,995 --> 00:18:54,495 Our most embarrassing moments are about to be published 306 00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:56,825 for everypony to laugh at. 307 00:18:56,975 --> 00:18:58,625 So, what do we do? 308 00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:00,135 I don't know. 309 00:19:00,295 --> 00:19:03,595 We're not leaving this clubhouse until we think of something! 310 00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:12,325 That's it, Gabby Gums is out of time. 311 00:19:12,475 --> 00:19:13,675 Run these instead. 312 00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:17,435 I want this paper on every street corner in Ponyville! 313 00:19:17,585 --> 00:19:18,885 Yes, ma'am! 314 00:19:19,555 --> 00:19:21,945 Stop the presses! 315 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:24,265 Uh, they haven't started yet. 316 00:19:24,775 --> 00:19:27,465 We have a Gabby Gums column! 317 00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:31,205 You're lucky I'm nice. 318 00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:35,135 This better not happen again, or else. 319 00:19:43,575 --> 00:19:45,025 Well done, Diamond Tiara. 320 00:19:45,275 --> 00:19:49,855 You've averted yet another crisis with your amazing diplomatic skills. 321 00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:54,595 "An open letter to Ponyville by Gabby Gums"?! 322 00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:55,955 What is this?! 323 00:19:57,475 --> 00:19:59,595 They're not gonna get away with this! 324 00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:02,135 I'll publish those photos tomorrow! 325 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,095 They messed with the wrong pony! 326 00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:09,145 To the citizens of Ponyville. 327 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:12,855 For some time now, you've been reading this column to get the latest dirt 328 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:14,215 and the hottest buzz. 329 00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:16,625 But this will be my final piece. 330 00:20:16,775 --> 00:20:20,395 We want to apologize for the pain and embarrassment we've caused. 331 00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:23,235 Y'see, I'm actually three little fillies. 332 00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,935 Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo. 333 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:31,645 As the popularity of our column grew, we got swept up in the hype. 334 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,415 We knew that what we were doing didn't feel quite right, 335 00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:36,925 but we ignored the guilt, because everypony 336 00:20:37,075 --> 00:20:39,285 seemed to want to read what we were writing. 337 00:20:40,295 --> 00:20:44,475 From now on, we promise to respect everypony else's privacy. 338 00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:47,625 and we won't engage in hurtful gossip any more. 339 00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:50,925 All we can do is ask for your forgiveness, Ponyville. 340 00:20:51,475 --> 00:20:56,515 Signing off for the very last time, XOXO, Gabby Gums. 341 00:20:58,005 --> 00:21:01,235 Well, staff, I guess I gave a little too much authority 342 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,885 to a first-time editor. 343 00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:07,225 I'm sorry, Diamond Tiara, I have to strip you of your title. 344 00:21:09,925 --> 00:21:12,995 And for the next editor of the Foal Free Press... 345 00:21:13,825 --> 00:21:17,945 Here's your new editor-in-chief, Featherweight! 346 00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:24,035 Oh, him? But what about me?! 347 00:21:24,185 --> 00:21:28,775 Here ya go! I've been promoted to staff photographer!